November 2009
3 posts
This link popped up on twitter with the post,...
everythingelseisreal: thelittlestbee: liv3l0vel4ur: thelittlestbee: http://tinyurl.com/quwgl6 HAHAHAHH DID YOU READ THE COMMENTS i bet any real fans who find it will be like 12 year olds and won’t know how to use it so no fear Oh gosh there are comments!? The idea of a 12 year old finding that is really, really scary. I’m crying. I didn’t know my face could twist itself the way it...
Nov 2nd
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This link popped up on twitter with the post,...
thelittlestbee: liv3l0vel4ur: thelittlestbee: http://tinyurl.com/quwgl6 HAHAHAHH DID YOU READ THE COMMENTS i bet any real fans who find it will be like 12 year olds and won’t know how to use it so no fear  Oh gosh there are comments!? The idea of a 12 year old finding that is really, really scary.  it’s ok it’s ok they were all make fun of it and omg i didn’t know...
Nov 2nd
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This link popped up on twitter with the post,...
thelittlestbee: http://tinyurl.com/quwgl6 HAHAHAHH DID YOU READ THE COMMENTS i bet any real fans who find it will be like 12 year olds and won’t know how to use it so no fear
Nov 2nd
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October 2009
2 posts
CLIARE
Well idk about that bath tub thing but today i was going to take a shower but i wanted to lighten my hair with lemon juice but that needs heat or sun and i was planning on using the hair dryer so i was thinking about multitasking and taking hair dryer with me to bath tub. then i was like. no. stupid lauren. I”VE GOTTEN MORE SENSE =] *deserves pat on back*
Oct 14th
It's generally a rule of thumb you do not invite...
everythingelseisreal: Or barely know the host to began with. maybe there is a reason some people weren’t invited?  i’d be insulted. but luckily i don’t care
Oct 10th
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September 2009
22 posts
This girl's status on facebook was, "just got...
(via thelittlestbee) I SAW THAT. AND IWAS LIKE. I WANT THAT. MMMMMMM
Sep 21st
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It's a good day
Stranger: LOL U LOOKING FOR J00LIE?
You: UMMM, DUH
Stranger: I havent found her yet Dx
You: oh noes!!!
You: whats your url
Stranger: rawrrmeagan.tumblr.com
Stranger: you?
You: YOU AGAIN
You: everythingelseisreal
Stranger: LOLOLOL
You: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: WHAT ARE THE ODDS
Stranger: ONCE I SAW THE GLEN COCO, I WAS LIKE "I BET YOU IT'S THE SAME PERSON"
Stranger: LMAO
You: HAHAHAHA
I have no idea what you are talking about. BUT I LIKE IT.
Sep 21st
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I hate it when people don't understand really...
thelittlestbee: Everyone knows that you can’t have 0 in the denominator.  I love you. so much.
Sep 15th
HMMMMMMMMMMMM So first time i’ve had like A LOT of free time in awhile. i should do something. buuuuuuuut idk what. oh. and i need to change tumblr around too CAUSE YOU ARE UGLY. GET YOUR FACE AWAY FROM ME OR I”LL MELT IT WITH GAZE OF HATRED RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR several people called me abusive today. i told them that was middle school me....
Sep 10th
I got it bad =[
Sep 10th
Sep 10th
I hate it when people make their own problems,...
everythingelseisreal: thelittlestbee: Sorry, but I’m really not interested in your pre-school breakdown over how you didn’t do your summer homework. I’m working on mine too and reall don’t have time to deal with your problems. Especially since you had 3 MONTHS to get your shit done. LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME GO TO BED ALREADY. i’m sorry?  i think someone from her school? SORRY IN ADVANCE
Sep 6th
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Fuck My Life
thelittlestbee: liv3l0vel4ur: Just went over my texting, 500 messages that’s hmm a little more than $120 i’m going to be charged IN ADDITION to the normal rate I guess this is what i’m working for?  Lauren, wtf, how did you go over UNLIMITED MESSAGES?  NO FOR THE NONVERIZON PEOPLE IDK I”M SO SAD/MAD/HYSTERICAL
Sep 6th
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MOTHERFUCKING FOUNTAINHEAD GO DIE IN A HOLE AND...
(via everythingelseisreal) NO MITUl. IT”S A GOOD BOOK OTHER THAN THE AUTHOR BEING A STUPIDBUTTHEAD AND REPEATING HERSELF EVERY FIVE SECONDS. YOU DON”T NEED TO GO ON FUCKING TEN PAGE LONG RANTS. WTF. AND THEN THE GIANTIC NOTES WE HAVE TO TAKE. I REFUSE. I REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE.
Sep 6th
Fuck My Life
Just went over my texting, 500 messages that’s hmm a little more than $120 i’m going to be charged IN ADDITION to the normal rate I guess this is what i’m working for?
Sep 6th
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I'm not sure who would say this...but someone...
thelittlestbee: (646): I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me  IT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY
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I hate it when the people who make the Facebook...
thelittlestbee: Or just leave words out in general. Did they just miss that part of life where they learned how to construct a sentence?  oh god i know right i want to punch them seriously.
Sep 3rd
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August 2009
5 posts
this is so lauren
thelittlestbee: txtsfrmlstnght: (780): but the lizard people decide everything anyway  what are you talking abuot. lizards are so low down. it’s the goats you have to watch out for.
Aug 22nd
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I hope you are proud of yourself.
Aug 20th
“It is Claire’s birthday. And she is fantasticoooo. They shall erect a statue of...”
– Lauren why do I get the feeling that this is a song? (via thelittlestbee) OMG IT IS A SONG. DUHH I LOVES YOU FOR NOTICING.
Aug 20th
Foood Food Food Foood FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD i love food. I’m marrying a chef when i’m older. cause some good food can fix any problem/make a day better.
Aug 16th
thelittlestbee: sometimes I hate being a good friend you are awesome. but you don’t have to.
Aug 16th
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July 2009
89 posts
Real friends...tie each other's shoe laces.
Jul 20th
I feel like I’m wasting my summer and this makes me sad instead of blaming myself I BLAME YOU EEEEEEEVIL TOWN.
Jul 20th
thelittlestbee: txtsfrmlstnght: (502): you would pick up someone in the library future lauren right there =] hello? boys in libraries=smart, intelligent, and if i’m picking them up, undeniably gorgeous and yes i did pretty much say smart twice that’s for effect.
Jul 20th
Being in the 17th floor row of a Taylor Swift...
(via thelittlestbee) you. are vicious. and potentially scary
Jul 20th
The most difficult part of being a girl is trying...
(via thelittlestbee) Dude. PSHHHHHHHHHAW. that’s the easiest.
Jul 20th
I love Asian Dramas.
Jul 13th
Listenkari-shma: Right Said Fred | I’m too sexy ...
Jul 10th
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Ahhh sunburn. I love it when my skin peels. That’s a dirty little secret
Jul 9th
Boo hoo. That’s all I can say.
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5380.) your dimples get me everytime. and your...
(via blogsecret) i’ve NEVER been able to resist a good smile
Jul 9th
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5443.) you are the only friend i have that doesn't...
(via blogsecret)
Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
fmylife: Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML That’s what you get for being a mean speeder
Jul 9th
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Jul 8th
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